Management Lesson: To be sitting on your ass doing nothing, you must be sitting very high up.
Management Lesson:Bullshit might get you to the top but it won’t keep you there.
A little bird was flying south for the winter however due to the cold weather the bird soon froze and fell to the ground landing in a large field. Unfortunately as the bird lay there exhausted a cow strolled by and dropped some dung on it.
Nevertheless as the frozen bird lay there in this pile of cow dung he began to realize just how warm the dung was, and how this warmth was actually thawing him out!
He lay there happy, warm, and soon began to sing for joy.
At that very moment a passing cat over heard the bird singing for joy and went to investigate. As the cat followed the sound he discovered the bird under the pile of dung, and promptly dug him out and ate him.
1) Not everyone that shits on you is your enemy.
2) Not everyone who get you out of the shit is your friend.
3) And when you're in deep shit it's best to keep your mouth shut!
This ends your two minute management course.
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